Do you fancy cooking up your own psychological thriller? Then follow this handy recipe! Cooking time: 6 months to 3 years, depending upon the time you have available and how strong your motivation is. Difficulty level: high.
Ingredients:
- 1 – 4 narrators, unreliable
- 1 – 2 police detectives, if desired
- 1 method of transport
- 6 pieces of evidence
- several twists
- 2 tbsp suspense
- a pinch of paranoia
- a handful of secrets
- blue, yellow and black colouring (for the cover design)
Instructions:
Place ingredients in a contemporary domestic setting.
Mix well and add expletives to taste.
Cover with lies and refrigerate for 300 pages until thrilling.
Cut into short chapters and garnish with a title. To save time, choose from two or more of the following words: girl, the, tell, me, train, gone, sleep, woman, you, see, on, I, behind, in, eyes, lies. Alternatively, choose your own words.
Best served cold.
This is brilliant:-)
Thanks! Glad you appreciate it 😉
Great post. I couldn’t stop laughing as I read it.
Thanks! It was one of those inspired ideas I thought would make a fun post 😀
Awesome!!! Love this!
Thanks, Paul, glad you appreciate it!
This is genius! ?
*bows* thank you indeed 🙂
Love this post! Very accurate, too 😉
Thanks! Just for fun 🙂
Genius!
Great post. Love it ?
Oh thank you! It was an inspired moment 😉
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