Do you fancy cooking up your own psychological thriller? Then follow this handy recipe! Cooking time: 6 months to 3 years, depending upon the time you have available and how strong your motivation is. Difficulty level: high.
- 1 – 4 narrators, unreliable
- 1 – 2 police detectives, if desired
- 1 method of transport
- 6 pieces of evidence
- several twists
- 2 tbsp suspense
- a pinch of paranoia
- a handful of secrets
- blue, yellow and black colouring (for the cover design)
Place ingredients in a contemporary domestic setting.
Mix well and add expletives to taste.
Cover with lies and refrigerate for 300 pages until thrilling.
Cut into short chapters and garnish with a title. To save time, choose from two of more of the following words: girl, the, tell, me, train, gone, sleep, woman, you, see, on, I, behind, in, eyes, lies. Alternatively, choose your own words.
Best served cold.